My even less controversial proposal: Just add the current coat of arms
Several years ago, then-Weekly columnist Raffi Elliott proposed what he half-jokingly described as an ‘uncontroversial’ revision to one of our national symbols. It wasn’t the anthem or the coat of arms (both of which have caused no shortage of political grumbling and performative outrage in recent years) but rather, the flag—specifically, its aspect ratio.
He argued that the current tricolor, with its awkwardly elongated proportions, looks out of place next to the flags of other nations and behaves poorly in the wind. He even pointed out how it tends to flap in people’s faces at protests; flags floating defiantly over crowds may send a stirring message, he wrote, but most of the time, they’re just messing up our hair (a problem I’m happily immune to, having long since made peace with baldness).



