Garen Yegparian

Garen Yegparian is a fat, bald guy who has too much to say and do for his own good. So, you know he loves mouthing off weekly about anything he damn well pleases to write about that he can remotely tie in to things Armenian. He's got a checkered past: principal of an Armenian school, project manager on a housing development, ANC-WR Executive Director, AYF Field worker (again on the left coast), Operations Director for a telecom startup, and a City of LA employee most recently (in three different departments so far). Plus, he's got delusions of breaking into electoral politics, meanwhile participating in other aspects of it and making sure to stay in trouble. His is a weekly column that appears originally in Asbarez, but has been republished to the Armenian Weekly for many years.
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Oh, Woe Is Poor Turkey…

The year is ending, so why not end it laughing? A friend sent an article, “Must Turkey always stand alone…

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Impeachment or Monarchy

With apologies to Abraham Lincoln, I am going to plagiarize, permute and adjust his Gettysburg Address to convey the depth…

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Unanimous Senate, What’s Next?

Unprecedented, exciting, unexpected, encouraging, positive, beneficial, hope-inspiring, satisfying, legitimating, wonderful, great and countless other adjectives and participles are probably going…

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Patriarchal Election

Ever since the previous (84th) Armenian Patriarch of Bolis, Mesrob Mutafyan died on March 8, 2019, conspiracy, gossip, intrigue, natural/normal…

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Hateful Turkeys Stuff Turkey

Once again I am overcome with the irrepressible urge to toy with the coincidence of Turkey with turkey right around…

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Resolution’s Responses

Since H. Res. 296 passed, we’ve had quite the deluge of (mostly) positive publicity. Other than for the Genocide’s centennial,…

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Two to Dump

It’s time for two holders of public office, one in the RoA and one in the USA, to exit the…

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Amulsar: Counter-Questions Raised

The recent success in Congress is plenty to crow about, but must not so consume us that we lose sight…

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House of Reps Genocide Recognition, So…

The U.S. House of representatives passed “House Resolution 296” recognizing the Armenian Genocide. This has been all the rage in…

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Great News For/From Artsakh!

An ultra-marathon is coming to Artsakh! I am thrilled to be the first person to bring news of this project,…

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