Imagine…Erdogan’s Right!?!

As often occurs, I have fallen far behind in my reading, so imagine my amazement when I saw what the title suggests in a short, Armenian language item published in Asbarez a couple of months ago.

It seems his imperiousness, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Turkey, is instructing the Republic of Armenia (RoA), or perhaps it’s more accurate to say his puppet in Yerevan, PM Nikol Pashinyan, that the right path for the RoA is to relieve itself of the influence of “third countries and its Diaspora.” Who can disagree? That’s the whole idea of sovereignty. Once in a while, when one’s antagonist gets something right, it is best to acknowledge it.

Nevertheless, let’s confront the paradox entailed in obeying Erdoğan’s instruction. If the RoA were to do that, it would be contradictory to the “guidance” given!

The irony of the statement is even juicier.

Turkey has been meddling in RoA-Azerbaijan (historically Armeno-Tatar, as the Azeris were known before the Bolsheviks invented “Azerbaijan”) interactions…forever. Since the collapse of the USSR, Turkey has armed and otherwise abetted Azerbaijan with the explicit intent of weakening and eradicating the RoA. Among recent examples is Turkey’s demand that the RoA amend its constitution so it is more to Turkey’s liking. The audacity and temerity of that proposition are staggering!

But Turkey/Erdoğan’s “third country” actions and pronouncements are not limited to the RoA.  The invasion and occupation of the northern part of Cyprus are the most glaring. Turkey’s incursions into Syria and support of anti-regime Islamists there are similar examples. Then there’s the ongoing, episodic bombing of Kurds in northern Iraq. Let’s not forget Turkey’s meddling in Libya. And why-oh-why does Turkey need a military base in Somalia? Perhaps the most laughable, even pathetic, example is the warning issued by Ankara that it might “act” if the Kurds in northeastern Syria were to hold local elections. This one was farcical. The country with the 19th largest economy in the world is sticking its nose into the minutiae — cleaning, street maintenance, issuing building permits, etc. — functions of a bunch of small towns and villages.

With all this, my parting request to Erdoğan is simple: please follow your own advice. But before you do, please allow me to request two final exceptions. Please tell your megalomaniac buddy Ilham Aliyev in Baku to start acting like a human being and your Yerevan puppet Pashinyan to retire to some plush corner of your $615 million (in 2014 dollars) Ankara presidential palace.

Garen Yegparian

Garen Yegparian

Asbarez Columnist
Garen Yegparian is a fat, bald guy who has too much to say and do for his own good. So, you know he loves mouthing off weekly about anything he damn well pleases to write about that he can remotely tie in to things Armenian. He's got a checkered past: principal of an Armenian school, project manager on a housing development, ANC-WR Executive Director, AYF Field worker (again on the left coast), Operations Director for a telecom startup, and a City of LA employee most recently (in three different departments so far). Plus, he's got delusions of breaking into electoral politics, meanwhile participating in other aspects of it and making sure to stay in trouble. His is a weekly column that appears originally in Asbarez, but has been republished to the Armenian Weekly for many years.
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  1. They say a picture is worth or speaks a thousand words and that picture above says it all. An incompetent, unpatriotic, delusional and traitorous Armenian sheep shaking hands with a Turkish wolf in sheep’s clothing!

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