Uncle Garabed's Notebook
Uncle Garabed’s Notebook (March 18, 2017)

Then and Now
Let the people think they govern and they will be governed.
…William Penn
Arcane Philosophy
Possessions are immortal; when you’re gone, they’re still around.
Lexophilia from the Internet
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name
