Uncle Garabed's Notebook
Uncle Garabed’s Notebook (Nov. 28, 2015)

A Gasser
“It was in Chicago, also, that I remember a poor man being carried off with an epileptic fit. This happened after I had recited the sleepwalking scene from Lady Macbeth. Telling the story afterwards to Miss Ethel Barrymore, she looked greatly impressed. ‘What a compliment!’ she said to me.”
… From Edith Sitwell’s autobiography
Tombstone Humor
Poor Martha Snell, she’s gone away,
She would if she could, but she could not stay;
She’d two bad le
