Uncle Garabed's Notebook
Uncle Garabed’s Notebook (Sept. 10, 2011)
If You’re Inclined to Be Pretentious
You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.
…Sacha Guitry
A Riddle from Saudi Arabia
It is a noun of six letters. If you eat all of it, you live. If you eat half of it, you die.
Nomenclature
To call a man a poet, and nothing more, is to make of him a non-poet, as a true poet is more than a mere poet.
Specialty Expressions
Pasha: There are three grades of pashas distinguished by the number of horse-tails on their

