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Uncle Garabed's Notebook

Uncle Garabed’s Notebook

A Marvelous Mondegreen When our neighbor went to sign up for use of the township tennis courts, the clerk on duty asked, “Name?” Thinking to make it easy for him, our neighbor replied, “Kristian, with […]

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Uncle Garabed's Notebook

Uncle Garabed’s Notebook

Ben Franklin on Humility To be humble to superiors is duty; to equals, is courtesy; to inferiors, nobleness. Personally Speaking Professor: Can anyone tell me what the greatest achievement was of the Romans? Student majoring […]

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Garen Mouths Off

‘Yavan-oghloo’

That’s what she might better be named, our Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary Marie Yovanovitch to the Republic of Armenia. I’d heard enough Turkish to come up with this interlinguistic pun, though I verified the meaning. […]