The Camper Wears Tye-Dye: A Survival Guide for Parents with Campers Returning Home

By U. Arev Dinkjian

You might notice a few changes in your child’s behavior once s/he is back home. Do not be alarmed. The condition is known as Post-Camp Depression, and it is a perfectly normal reaction to leaving Camp Haiastan. Your camper may have Post-Camp Depression if s/he exhibits the following symptoms:

  • Rising unusually early to his/her own voice saying, “Good morning Camp Haiastan. Time to get up and go to the washstands!”
  • Cleaning up after his/herself
  • Trying new things
  • The untimely singing of “Like a Prayer”
  • Folding napkins, blankets, towels, etc., into neat triangles or rectangles
  • Sharing
  • The ability to wash his/herself entirely in only five minutes
  • Actual letter-writing
  • An excessive amount of tye-dye wearing
  • The use of new Armenian terms in everyday conversation
  • An incredible yearning to return “home”*

*In this context, “home” does not refer to your house, but rather to Camp Haiastan.

Treatment for this condition requires the following:

  • If your camper is not a member of his/her local AYF Chapter, have him/her sign-up immediately
  • Do not force him/her to shower or wash their clothes as these processes may cause the removal of the “camp smell”
  • Bring your camper back to Camp Haiastan each and every summer to avoid withdrawal symptoms and to ensure his/her greatest health.

When dealing with patients of Post-Camp Depression, always remember: Your camper loves you. S/he just loves Camp Haiastan more.

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