Chicago, DC, Baku: Putrid PR Polygon

Maybe Chicago just wants to revive its gangster era infamy. Maybe that’s why it has given us Barack Obama—as a means of spreading the debased brand of politics practiced there. I’m not just referring to this president’s five-times-over record of deceit on Armenian Genocide recognition. It’s not even about the praise he has lavished on Turkey, his visits there, or his view regarding its utility as a path to covertly invade Syria.

We’re talking about Azerbaijan, where all pretense to democracy, decency, and good government is a sham.

Just over a month ago, on May 28-29, a “U.S.-Azerbaijan Convention: Vision for Future” was held in Baku. It was attended by “317 delegates from 42 states, including 11 sitting members of Congress and 75 state representatives, not to mention the former governors of New Mexico and Oklahoma, as well as three ex-Obama White House insiders: political strategist David Plouffe, former press secretary Robert Gibbs, and ex-deputy chief of staff Jim Messina” (see “Azerbaijan Rolls Out Red Carpet for Visiting U.S. Lawmakers” by Larry Luxner in “The Washington Diplomat,” which claims to have been the only American media outlet represented at this confab).

You can add to this a former Senator, Richard Lugar of Indiana (pretty close to Chicago), who has a notable foreign policy background and legacy. And, just so Republicans don’t feel slighted, it’s worth noting that Paul Wolfowitz, one of the architects of the needless Iraq War, also attended. Finally, in case you’re on the Democratic side of things political and are thinking, “Hillary would’ve been better,” one of her husband’s minions, Bill Richardson (the New Mexico governor mentioned above), also graced Baku with his presence.

Even the Washington Post slammed the former Obama operatives named above over the “speaking fees” they received for mouthing platitudes from a stage in the oil-lucre-built Heydar Aliyev Cultural Center. They weren’t alone, of course; countless state and federal legislators evidently spouted absurd comments lauding Azerbaijan’s “democracy” and “progress.” No one seemed to have wondered what poverty and squalor lay behind the walls enclosing the highways they zipped around on. Nor were they aware of the havoc wrought on people’s lives whose homes have (sometimes more than once) been razed to construct the opulent architecture adorning Baku.

This is all part of Azerbaijan’s charm offensive. They’re even touting the “history” and “might” of Azerbaijan’s army on the occasion of its “founding” on June 26, 1918 (the intervening Soviet era is conveniently subsumed to Azerbaijan’s ego). Of course the oil-money-bought lobbyists are also busy pursuing passage of Khojaly resolutions in U.S. state legislatures in places where they don’t know an Azeri from an a_ _ hole, or Gharapagh from a garage. Watch for this in your state and fight it if you can. You’ll drive the murderous creeps in Baku batty! What’s more worrisome is that Azerbaijan is playing the Islam card, in places such as Indonesia (which, with a population approaching 250 million, is nothing to sneeze at) in pushing the Khojaly propaganda.

Finally, it’s interesting to note that the Gulenjees (a Turkey-based movement) had their fingers in this pie, too. The “Rumi Council” invited the group, which included the author of the article I reference above (the source of much of the information I have used). The “Turquoise Council of Americans and Eurasians” was one of the organizers of the conference in May. Both Rumi and Turquoise seem to be linked to the Gulen movement. So much for the argument by some that pan-Turkism is dead! How else are we to explain the Gulenjees working to whitewash Azerbaijan?

So, once again, I urge you to make your displeasure known to the Obama Administration, and both parties. This will be particularly effective if you are active in either one of the parties. More importantly, we have to get the word out about our issues before the first Turko-Azeri lobbyist even gets close to any elected official.

Garen Yegparian

Garen Yegparian

Asbarez Columnist
Garen Yegparian is a fat, bald guy who has too much to say and do for his own good. So, you know he loves mouthing off weekly about anything he damn well pleases to write about that he can remotely tie in to things Armenian. He's got a checkered past: principal of an Armenian school, project manager on a housing development, ANC-WR Executive Director, AYF Field worker (again on the left coast), Operations Director for a telecom startup, and a City of LA employee most recently (in three different departments so far). Plus, he's got delusions of breaking into electoral politics, meanwhile participating in other aspects of it and making sure to stay in trouble. His is a weekly column that appears originally in Asbarez, but has been republished to the Armenian Weekly for many years.
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1 Comment

  1. “lobbyists are also busy pursuing passage of Khojaly resolutions in U.S. state legislatures in places where they don’t know an Azeri from an a_ _ hole, or Gharapagh from a garage”
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    Yeah, cause I’m sure EVERYONE not only knows about Armenia and the Armenian genocide, but the politicians pushing for its recognition are ONLY doing it out of the goodness of their hearts. You are a shameful excuse for a journalist.

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