Azerbaijan’s Shocking Discovery: Money Can’t Buy Everyone!

Money may help solve some problems, but it does not solve them all. And sometimes it backfires.

Azerbaijan is the perfect example of a filthy rich country using billions of its petrodollars to win over foreign politicians and individuals in all walks of life in an attempt to improve its shoddy image around the world. In fact, the term “caviar diplomacy” was specially coined to describe the “goodies” that Azeri officials regularly and generously distribute to achieve their sinister purposes.

For example, Baku paid $5 million to Mexico City to renovate a park on condition that the statue of former President Heydar Aliyev be displayed in a prominent location. After Mexican activists became aware of this unseemly deal, the dictator’s statue was dismantled and unceremoniously dumped in storage.

Azeri officials are finding out that not everyone can be bought and that there still are some honorable people in this world who cannot be bribed. One such person with impeccable integrity is Peter Savodnik of the New York Times. Earlier this month, the American journalist was invited to Baku by Ibrahim Ibrahimov, an Azeri multi-billionaire, to get the New York Times to write a puff piece on his gargantuan construction project.

Unimpressed by the excesses of the nouveau riche Azeri oligarch, Savodnik wrote a scathing article ridiculing Ibrahimov’s grotesque vision.

According to Savodnik, Ibrahimov is planning to build “a sprawling, lobster-shaped development called Khazar Islands—an archipelago of 55 artificial islands in the Caspian Sea with thousands of apartments, at least eight hotels, a Formula One racetrack, a yacht club, an airport, and the tallest building on earth, Azerbaijan Tower, which will rise 3,445 feet. When the whole project is complete…800,000 people will live at Khazar Islands, and there will be hotel rooms for another 200,000. … It will cost about $100 billion.”

Savodnik reports that the day before he arrived in Azerbaijan, Ibrahimov’s representative flew to Moscow to hand-deliver a book and DVD on the Khazar Islands project. Once in Baku, the journalist was struck by the oligarch’s lavish lifestyle, “sitting in the back seat of a black Rolls-Royce as it tore across island No. 1 of his soon-to-be built archipelago. Nigar Huseynli, his 23-year-old assistant, was sitting up front in a black and white floral-print skirt, black tights, and rectangular black sunglasses. She seemed to be vaguely worried, always. She wore a great deal of perfume that, she said, came from Italy. ‘When he’s in Azerbaijan,’ Huseynli said, ‘Mr. Ibrahimov always drives in his black Rolls-Royce. In Dubai, he has a red one.’”

Sporting “blue Stefano Ricci crocodile-skin shoes that matched his blue Stefano Ricci jeans, blue Zilli jacket, and blue Zilli button-down shirt,” Ibrahimov told Savodnik that the Azerbaijan Tower would definitely be in the Guinness World Records. If the Saudis or Emiratis or anyone anywhere tried to build a bigger building, Ibrahimov said he would then build an even bigger one!

Savodnik writes that the Azeri oligarch described President Ilham Aliyev, the Boss of All Bosses, as “a great supporter, an ally, the son of the savior of the people of Azerbaijan.” When the New York Times reporter asked Ibrahimov “about other features of his regime: the lack of transparency, the lack of civil liberties, the detention of opposition activists,” his response was typical of all oligarchs: “I don’t know anything about politics.”

The American journalist boldly slammed both Ibrahimov and his country: Azerbaijan “builds nothing that the rest of the world wants and has no internationally recognized universities. It does, however, have oil.” In a follow-up article, Savodnik concluded, “Underneath all the glass and steel and neon lights, it [Azerbaijan] is still an authoritarian state.”

This is not the first time the New York Times has published an exposé of Azerbaijan. In an Oct. 27, 2003 editorial, the newspaper wrote: “Ilham Aliyev, businessman, playboy, and novice politician, received a nice gift from his father—the country of Azerbaijan. Heydar Aliyev had ruled Azerbaijan almost continuously for 34 years, first as an agent of the Soviet Politburo and then as an autocrat in his own right. When he became too ill to continue, he anointed his son to run for president in his place. Ilham Aliyev ran a rigged campaign, using all the powers of the state, and then celebrated his victory by arresting most of the opposition.”

The New York Times concluded its scathing editorial by urging the United States to keep Aliyev “at arm’s length and avoid repeating the unfortunate history of supporting autocrats who sit atop oil riches.” Regrettably, this warning has gone unheeded by successive U.S. administrations.

Harut Sassounian

Harut Sassounian

California Courier Editor
Harut Sassounian is the publisher of The California Courier, a weekly newspaper based in Glendale, Calif. He is the president of the Armenia Artsakh Fund, a non-profit organization that has donated to Armenia and Artsakh one billion dollars of humanitarian aid, mostly medicines, since 1989 (including its predecessor, the United Armenian Fund). He has been decorated by the presidents of Armenia and Artsakh and the heads of the Armenian Apostolic and Catholic churches. He is also the recipient of the Ellis Island Medal of Honor.

4 Comments

  1. hahahah – $5 million to Mexico City to renovate a park for former President Heydar Aliyev of Azerbaijan and eventually was disposed into garbage by Mexican authorities. What a shame to these unshameful people. Money has no power in this century it is civilization. Uncivilized people are usually unrespected in the world.

  2. Seems like the Azeri just wanted to “persuade” an American journalist to bring publicity to his construction project. And the journalist, after presumably having an all expenses paid trip to Azerbaijan decides that the construction project is a dumb idea, which it is, and makes the issue into a political one to really make Azerbaijan seem bad. Why should Aliyev be kept at arms length when the king of Saudi Arabia is a top US ally?.. in any case, this really is a pathetic construction project.its going to be a sad day in Azerbaijan when their oil runs out.

  3. No, money cannot buy everyone. But it does buy many and enough. Just ask all the US Congressment beholden to Armenian campaign funds. Or, the Hungarian president.

    The thing is money is important. Which is why you guys are so envious our money. When the new war start, you will know even more how important money is. But you dont have to wait till then. Look, we have money, and pay for our weapons with it. You, you get weapons from Russia .;.. instead of money, you give your independence. Or you think there are no strings attached to Russia taking care of your national security? Will they want nothing back. There is nothing free in this world. It is best to pay for those things with money than with your souls.

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