Uncle Garabed's Notebook
Uncle Garabed’s Notebook (Dec. 3, 2014)

Maxim
Cunning is a poor substitute for sagacity.
… La Rochefoucauld
A Toast
To Church: The first time one goes he has water thrown on him, the second time he has rice thrown on him, the third time he has dirt thrown on him.
A Conversation for the Birds
In the local pet shop, the owl keeps saying, “To who? To who?” And the parrot keeps correcting him with “To whom? To whom?”
From the Word Lab
Baptes: Priests of Cotytto, the Thracian goddess of lewdness. They rece

