Uncle Garabed's Notebook
Uncle Garabed’s Notebook (July 4, 2015)

Super-Diplomacy
We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity.
–Memo from a Chinese Economic Journal
Facing Facts
Friends are relative, but rela
