Fond Farewell
It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you are going away.
Well Bred
There was a Turk who was so polite he even salaamed the door.
The Great Mystery
The philosophical question that no one’s ever been able to answer is that of identity. In other words, “Why am I me?”
From the Word Lab
Apparent: that which appears to be so.
Evident: that which the evidence suggests is so.
Obvious: that which cannot be overlooked.
Unique Business Card
LOVE DOLLS • DILDOS • FALSIES • SPANISH FLY
CONTE GIUSEPPE DI COPPOLA
MAFIA LIAISON
ARSON SPECIALIST
REVOLUTIONS STARTED • ASSISTED SUICIDES
REBELLIONS QUELLED • TIGERS TAMED
ASSASSINATIONS PLOTTED • CATS SPAYED
MINES DEFUSED • ORGIES ORGANIZED
TELEPHONES TAPPED • BROTHELS UNIONIZED
COMPUTERS HACKED • CONDOMS TESTED
Left Them Speechless
Edo: Well, did the attendees at the banquet like your after-dinner speech?
Bedo: I’ll say! When I sat down they said it was the best thing I’d ever done.
What’s in a Name?
Kejejian: Turkish in derivation, identified as a trade, kejeji is defined as a purveyor of bitter pungent herbs.
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