Articles by Garen Yegparian

About Garen Yegparian (198 Articles)
Garen Yegparian is a fat, bald guy who has too much to say and do for his own good. So, you know he loves mouthing off weekly in the Weekly about anything he damn well pleases to write about that he can remotely tie in to things Armenian. He's got a checkered past: principal of an Armenian school, project manager on a housing development, ANC-WR Executive Director, AYF Field worker (again on the left coast), Operations Director for a telecom startup, and a City of LA employee most recently (in three different departments so far). Plus, he's got delusions of breaking into electoral politics, meanwhile participating in other aspects of it and making sure to stay in trouble.

Elections 2014: The Final Installment from All Over

It might seem a bit early to wrap up discussion of elections, but with just over two weeks to go, many people will already be casting their votes by mail, so the information has to get out there. You’ll find quite an eclectic mix of recommendations below, which might even lead to a smirk or [more...]

October 22, 2014 // 0 Comments


Elections 2014: The Props

As you read this, there are just about three weeks left before the Nov. 4 election. This week, I’ll cover the California statewide, and one LA County, ballot measures. Some of the easier choices were addressed three weeks ago in “Elections 2014,” and any remaining items will be [more...]

October 15, 2014 // 1 Comment


Yegparian: Divest, Invest, Disinfest

di·vest verb \dī-ˈvest, də-\: to sell (something valuable, such as property or stocks) For the purposes of this article, divest refers to what must be done with stocks of fossil-fuel (energy) companies—coal, oil, gas. Many charitable foundations have started to do this, and not just out of [more...]

October 2, 2014 // 2 Comments


Re-Independence at 23: A Lamentation

Here we are, 23 years on—really, a quarter century since the rebirth of a truly independent Armenian state was more than just a pipe dream among circles of die-hard believers who were mocked and smirked at. But, boy, what a letdown! Even by the interconnected, interdependent standards of [more...]

September 23, 2014 // 0 Comments


Yegparian: Elections 2014

Yes, believe it or not, in just over seven weeks, at the Nov. 4 General Election, you’ll be pulling the lever to vote for both blazing and bland candidates in occasionally exciting races. (Remember those old machines where you selected your candidates, or just the party, then pulled a lever to [more...]

September 19, 2014 // 1 Comment


Yegparian: Calls and Coalitions

Imagine someone gets elected mayor of a city. What would people think if s/he first formally called on a local thug? Some might look the other way if the newly elected mayor and thug have been friends since childhood. But what if the mayor’s next call was on another thug, this time a much [more...]

September 11, 2014 // 2 Comments


Yegparian: We’re Screwed Again

You probably read that the United States Geological Survey (USGS) has come out with a report ( that says there might be a million barrels of oil and 6 billion cubic feet of natural gas recoverable from the innards of the current Republic of [more...]

September 9, 2014 // 7 Comments


Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

In Ferguson, Mo., “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” has become indignant citizens’ slogan. Four decades ago in Florida, Argentina (or other countries participating in Operation Condor), “I’m just protesting, don’t ‘disappear’ me” might have become the slogan if those victims knew what was [more...]

August 30, 2014 // 1 Comment


Caliphate—A Century, Compact and Simple

We often forget that the Islamic Caliphate last resided in Constantinople in the person of the ruling sultan of the Ottoman Empire. With Ataturk’s abolition of the Ottoman monarch and state, the caliphate, too, disappeared, only to “reappear” a few weeks ago in the proclamation of the (Sunni) [more...]

August 22, 2014 // 6 Comments

I have drawn a blue line  that runs the shortest distance from the Mingechaur (Mingachevir) reservoir’s (a body of water created in the 1950s by the damming of the Kura River) southerly side the current border of the Nagorno-Karabakh Republic. I suggest driving the Azeris back to that line.

Border Busting Baku Boneheads

With pup-Turk (Azeri) corpses piling up, the boneheads in Baku are probably scratching their heads as to what might be their next steps. It seems the ten day span over which small bands of Azerbaijan’s armed forces have briefly breached Armenian lines (both republics’ borders) is the [more...]

August 15, 2014 // 15 Comments

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